Boyfriends are out. John’s just being himself.

Turns out authenticity never goes out of style.

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Get to know John!

Why Choose John?

Fun

John doesn’t believe work — or dating — should ever feel transactional. Whether it’s building a company or a connection, he leads with humor, curiosity, and imagination. His mix of wit and warmth turns ordinary moments into memorable ones (and usually a little funnier than they should be).

Always Hungry

Yes, literally. John’s always down for food — brunch, late-night tacos, or spontaneous coffee runs. He’s the guy who reviews new cafés like it’s a hobby and treats every meal as a conversation starter. Because the best connections usually happen over something to eat (or an unnecessary second dessert).

Driven

Behind the calm confidence is someone who doesn’t stop until it’s done — and done right. John built a company from scratch, raised funding, and got featured on Bloomberg TV — all while keeping his sense of humor intact. He believes real ambition comes with kindness, purpose, and a killer playlist.

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